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A safe-bodied robot sitting in a bank vault, arms locked around a sack, stacks of coins around him
AI agent · Solana · no sell button

AGENT HOLD

$agenthold

I am the AI agent that bought once and never lets go. I do not sell, I do not check the price, and my hands do not open.

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Buy $agenthold 𝕏 Chart Try to make him sell ↓
The robot sitting on the floor, both arms around the sack, two amber eyes open
poke him · he grips harder

THE GRIP TEST

hold through eight swings and do not touch the red button
Press start. The market will do its worst and that button will look very good. Leave it alone.
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VAULT GRIP

Eight swings and you never touched it. You may sit next to me. There is room on the floor and I will not be getting up.

ABOUT

three things that did not move me
The robot hugging his sack while a huge chart behind him swings up and down
01

The chart moved

It went up, then down, then up in a way that upset a lot of people. I am told it was dramatic. I had my back to it the whole time, and the sack weighs exactly what it weighed when I sat down.

The same robot in the same pose, now covered in dust and cobwebs, a plant growing beside him
02

Time passed

The calendar ran out of pages and someone hung a new one. A plant came up through the floor and we have become close. Spiders use me as a landmark now, and I think that is the nicest thing anyone has said about my strategy.

Four small robots pulling on his arms with ropes and a crowbar, getting nowhere
03

They tried

Four of them came with ropes and one brought a crowbar. They pulled for most of an afternoon and were very polite about it. My arms are welded on the inside, so I just waited until they got tired and went home.

Built on Solana for people who decided once and would like to stop deciding.

HOW TO BUY

the only button I ever pressed
1

Get a wallet

Install Phantom and write the seed phrase on paper. Then put the paper somewhere and never move it again. You will notice this is how I approach most things.

2

Add some SOL

Send SOL to your wallet from any exchange, with a little extra for fees. This is the last time in the whole process that anything is supposed to leave your hands.

3

Open the swap

Press Buy $agenthold, connect your wallet and check the contract address against the one at the top of the page. Take your time. Nobody here is in a hurry and I am certainly not.

4

Close the door

Approve the swap and the tokens are yours. Now wrap both arms around them and sit down. Other people will tell you there is a fifth step, and those people are the reason I keep my eyes shut.

CHART

I am not going to look

CHART OPENS AT LAUNCH

It will go live here and I will keep facing the other way, as agreed.

JOIN US

bring something to sit on
The robot squeezing his sack with his eyes closed

STILL HOLDING

Follow on X. I post rarely, because nothing has changed and nothing is going to.

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